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Pleasantly quiet and cool down
here, in the vaults 'neath our caslte, don't you think? If you venture,
take a glimpse of the remains of those that dared disturb our repose...
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1. Sliced Girls Wannadie - 2:56 |
| cut from: Spice Girls - Wannabe | |
| introducing shrieks extracted from: Deranged - X-Rated | |
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Fast yet filigree complex-structured
piece of varied Black Metal.
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2. A Journey through Nightmario Land - 6:13 |
| savagely ravaged: Super Mario Land (Game Boy) | |
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The hourglass did turn
many a time until soil and soul evolved from cunning thought into the
grim creation of this ravenous Eden. A soundscape teeming with surprise
and threat, with fairies and foes.
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3. Don't Tell Madonna - 3:54 |
| slyly slandered: Madonna - Don't Tell Me | |
| femalicious moans by Lysalis | |
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Black to the roots!
In this highly precise dissection of mad Madonna, cruelty and beasty determination
push the musick to an eruptive five-guitar finale. Featuring Sado Madonnastic
activity by Lysalis.
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4. Money - Apocalypse Mix - 4:37 |
| ruined by interest: Project DNS - Money | |
| presaging rapscallion: Manuel "Maniac" Busse | |
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Once upon a time we
were asked by a classmate to remix one of his Hip Hop tracks, a tale about
money. And thus it lived fuckin' hard core ever after.
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5. Satana de Janeiro - 1:25 |
| sacrificial offering: Bellini - Samba de Janeiro | |
| additional Invocation Choir: Tybs | |
| Death Scream: Toddel | |
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A sinful synth-interlude
vividly depicting the invocation of some arch-fiend, which is climacting
in the sacrifice of a Brazilian virgin.
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6. Castle Pain-iiiaaaaaa - 3:06 |
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CastleVania II - Simon's Quest (NES) |
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The CastleVania Adventure (Game Boy) |
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The spattered guts
of Nintendo's Castlevania ('Simon's Quest' and Game Boy) in a maze of
screaming guitars and devastating drums. Chaos?
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7. Quit Slaying Saints (The Blackstreet Noise) - 4:21 |
| noisily slaughtered: The Backstreet Boys - Quit Playing Games (With my Heart) | |
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This Song alternates
between dark ambience à la Moonspell and Abigor-like 3-Guitar infernos.
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8. Shattering Heaven's Door - 2:29 |
| heavenly doortured: Bob Dylan - Knockin' on Heaven's Door | |
| pitch peak screech by Petergram | |
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Slain in 1998 this
straight, aggressive and groovy song was our first drop of blood, and
now has grown to a carnivorous, immense bloodshed.
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9. Shadowgate - 1:07 |
| fervently emerged from: Shadowgate (NES) | |
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Mighty orchestral remix
of the NES classic 'Shadowgate' Grim Reaper theme. Ever heard the Conan
Soundtrack?!
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10. My kill - Jack's Sin (The Hearse Song) - 2:45 |
| bereft of breath: Michael Jackson - Earth Song | |
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Total fuckin' starkness!
After devouring this tattered carcass of Death Metal mutilation, only
one question remains: How many limbs have to be torn and deranged until
the tortured one loses identity?
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11. Duck FunOral (Secrets of the Black Warts) - 6:20 |
| object of derision: Dark Funeral - Secrets of the Black Arts | |
| scarred voice: Lucien | |
| clarion call: Emperor - Al svartr | |
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The other way 'round:
A cheap Black Metal classic twisted into a wild blend of Scar, R.I.P.-Hop,
un-fairground tunes, Dark Wave and Tech-noooo; Additional bloodspitting
by Lucien.
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12. Britney Fears One Whore Crime - 4:30 |
| deflowererd victim: Britney Spears - Baby One More Time | |
| orgiastic outro torn from: Manowar - Pleasure Slave | |
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Thrice the thrill:
Furious Black Metal, Hypocrisy-like grinding Death Metal and bombastic
orchestrations forge a deadly soundblade to impale your blood-dripping
ears!
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13. Christ-mess Goretory (A Violent Night in Jingle Hells) - 3:27 |
| cristallized in ice: Jingle Bells, Stille Nacht, Oh Du Fröhliche | |
| intro impudently stolen from Bach's Christmas Oratory | |
| chanting Y-Kings aid: Khorn, Malte, Funny Dilth | |
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What did you think
Santa and his angels listen to, up in the far far north? What if not Viking-Metal
as wild as Enslaved and majestic as Borknagar?
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14. Der Hahn ist tot - 4:15 |
| plucked chicken: Stendal Blast - Der Hahn ist tot | |
| wolfpack vassals: Anni, Chris, Lucien, Schmiedel, Uly, Spike, Stefan | |
| dying cock: Funny Dilth | |
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Our cock is undead!
- And impragnated with the black seed of our mortal sins: Fuckin' Metal!!!
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